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    Default Oh ya... BBQ'n with an Hk next to me...

    So, I'm kinda gettin fed up with the bears here... The Bob Holder (local head ranger guy) said that if the bears that have decided to come visit my house on a nightly basis get trapped one more time, they will be destroyed... We had a decent talk a few nights back about them, and he is leaving it up to me on what I want to do. Apparently the mother and her cubs will go to sleepy time within a month and I won't have anything to worry about. Currently they are about 30 yards to the NW in a tree and around it. This is their normal spot I guess. These bears are the third set to visit my property. Our neighbors have a small field that runs along the side of my house about 15 yards by 50 long that has a few apple and peach trees on it, which is why they come by. The other neighbor's hound trees them almost every night from the other side of the fence (kinda funny).

    Anyway, these guys are here every night now and they don't get the drift when I chase them with the car down the drive, shoot them with the airsoft, paintball guns, or anything else... Everything has been ok'd that I have been doing by the wild life officer. Well maybe not the car chasing, but I didn't hurt them... So, here I type getting ready to go back out and check my steak, with my Hk.....
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    Posted 4 minutes ago... how long does it take to check a steak? Should we be calling the emergency services?

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    I like mine 5 mins on each side at 350 degrees
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    Quote Originally Posted by kwando View Post
    I like mine 5 mins on each side at 350 degrees
    That's shoe leather! I take the chill out and let sit for 5 min to get the steak floating in the blood mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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    Ok I'm back... I took a couple pictures, but my camera doesn't do well in the dark... I had to alter the pictures a lot in able to get the bears to show up.


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    The bears are cool, but the important thing is how is the steak?

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    Your neighbors fruit trees? Maybe you should out your trash away

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhound View Post
    Your neighbors fruit trees? Maybe you should out your trash away

    Try a few 12 ga bean bags
    I live in the city so bags are out. My neighbors are also a statey and a cop, so nothing that goes bang is in. That can is empty, the one that we use is in the garage locked up. They just like to take a peek every now and then in that one.
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    Those look like a dog. Can't you get closer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madusa View Post
    Those look like a dog. Can't you get closer?
    Lol, that sounds like a dare. I bet he COULD get closer, but he might have to take his steak with him and be ready to sacrifice it...

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