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    Zombie Slayer Zundfolge's Avatar
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    Default "Bar Stool Economics" helps to explain taxes Obama-style!

    I swear the next person that uses the phrases "pay for tax cuts" and/or "tax cuts for the rich" I'm going to kick them in the crotch (originally was going to say I would shoot them in the face but some people don't understand hyperbole).

    Found this here.

    BAR STOOL ECONOMICS

    Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

    The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

    The fifth would pay $1.

    The sixth would pay $3.

    The seventh would pay $7.

    The eighth would pay $12.

    The ninth would pay $18.

    The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

    So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80'.

    The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. What happens to the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

    They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

    And so:

    The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

    The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

    The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

    The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

    The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

    The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

    Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

    'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

    'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

    'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

    'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

    The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

    The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.

    They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

    And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.

    Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

    In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
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    I love that story
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    Very good!
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    thats effin awesome!!

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    That was good!

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    That's a great representation.

    Redistributionists just don't get it, they are always going to see things as the fisherman that's been given a fish and never going to want to learn to fish. Hey that guy has lots of money lets just take it!

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    So easy to understand, a liberal could get it!

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    Actually I think the analogy is nicer to liberals than what they really want.

    What they really want is for the bar owner to give free beer to everyone except for Number 10, and instead stick him with the bill for everyone BUT he (the bar owner) only gets to keep enough of the money to cover his expenses and the rest of the proceeds are redistributed among guy's 1-9 so not only do they get free beer, but they get paid AND nobody profits from actual work or commerce.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    Actually I think the analogy is nicer to liberals than what they really want.

    What they really want is for the bar owner to give free beer to everyone except for Number 10, and instead stick him with the bill for everyone BUT he (the bar owner) only gets to keep enough of the money to cover his expenses and the rest of the proceeds are redistributed among guy's 1-9 so not only do they get free beer, but they get paid AND nobody profits from actual work or commerce.
    STOP USING LOGIC. That's racist.


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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Giv View Post
    So easy to understand, a liberal could get it!
    Whoa, whoa lets not get ahead of ourselves here.

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