We did this during my bachelor party
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We did this during my bachelor party
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Has anyone ever rented a dwarf or midget in Denver? We used to do it back in California and it was always a blast. We would need one that can drink and party all night.
Maybe the best out of context line I've seen on this forum...Originally Posted by Scogin
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
No.. but there is a dwarf stripper at Shotguns... she's a riot!
"An armed society is a polite society when a man may have to back his last words with gunplay."
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Outstanding! -you win.
Here you go. http://www.shortdwarf.com/Colorado.html
Refer to them as little people. Other slang pisses them off.
Skip the Party and buy him the following:
10 hours of Marriage and Family Counseling
10 hours of Counseling for her
and...at least 20 hours of counseling for him because he will probably need it when the first two fail....
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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Is your cousin in the Army?
Alright, so this is the official plan. I will let you guys know how it turns out after next Saturday. I think we are going to have 12 guys going. It should be a sh*t show.
Saturday noon - Lunch somewhere that serves beer and food. $20 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Golf at Harvard Gulch. This is crap nine hole par 3 golf course. The shortest hole is like 45 yards and the longest is like 160. We walk the course with coolers of beer and only a couple clubs each. The course has clubs to borrow if needed. $9 plus drinks.
Saturday afternoon - Stranahans Whiskey tour. Free plus drinks after.
Saturday evening - Dinner, right now it is all you can eat steak at Fogo De Chao. $50 plus drinks
Saturday night - Two strippers will be at my place . They charge $300 plus tips. We can split the $300 then bring about $60 each for lap dances and stuff. The show will be between 1 and 2 hours.
Saturday late - We go to Park Tavern and drink until someone dies.
Bah hahahahahahahahahaha.
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