more bad in-laws , but the laughs on them

[alxone]

so my step father in laws grand kid who's mother was adopted by her stepfather (so basically no relation at all ) tried to weasel his way into my house . the boy is 21 moved here at 18 has not held more than a part time job for 3 months ever ! leaches off everybody in town to the point that he has no place to stay .the bars wont let him in because he never has money. not one friend or relative will put him up , not his grandparents (none of them ) will even put him up .
a quick description of the punk in question ,blue eyed white boy who is a lazy kid, who also thinks everyone should provide for him . not fat but not in shape , never clean shaven , dresses like a rapper , seems to think he is tough (hes from what i would consider mayberry u.s.a.) and think everyone owes him something
anyway he asked his aunt (my wife) if he could stay and she laughed in his face but that was when it was still warm out . well hes has since ripped off a few of his buddies ,been kicked off every couch , burned bridges with everyone else and even taken to shoplifting . but thats not even the funny part .
the boy is dumber than a box of hammers and less useful . get this , he broke into the tanning salon and used their shower and then had the nerve to complain to the owner that the water pressure was not that great and the t.p. need refilling . then told him he need to fix the problems .
anyway a few days ago he convinced my mother-in-law (who lives next door )to let him keep his bags on the porch for a few days ...well you can only guess how that went . yep he decided that he could homestead on the porch . well enough is enough and the mother in law asked for help . so she sent him here and he was all ready to come in and make him self at home with all his expensive bags and fancy rapper duds, when" i said no buddy i found a place for you" .
so right at dusk i took him to the nastiest homeless shelter in omaha (over an hour away from the wife and in-laws ) .on the ride there i blasted the heat , listened to the same song repeatedly (blondie , call me)and smoked as many cigs as i could . all he could do was sweat in his big puffy rapper jacket and jones for a cigarette.when we got there the people that were waiting outside looked like i dropped off dinner . all they see is a fresh faced white boy with fancy bags and clothing that was dropped of by a jeep with colorado plates . also it was about to start raining .
he is real lucky i didnt want to wast the money on him . i kinda wanted to give him a wad of one dollar bills and a pack of newports in front of his new friends

[ray1970]

a quick description of the punk in question ,blue eyed white boy who is a lazy kid, who also thinks everyone should provide for him . not fat but not in shape , never clean shaven , dresses like a rapper , seems to think he is tough (hes from what i would consider mayberry u.s.a.) and think everyone owes him something

Damn democrat.

[Clint45]

That is fucking awesome. Thank you for sharing that and brightening my day.

[Whistler]

Made my day, thanks Alex.

[DD977GM2]

Alex

Im calling fail here!!!! There is no pic of said freeloader for us to photoshop the hell out of.

[streetglideok]

so my step father in laws grand kid who's mother was adopted by her stepfather (so basically no relation at all ) tried to weasel his way into my house . the boy is 21 moved here at 18 has not held more than a part time job for 3 months ever ! leaches off everybody in town to the point that he has no place to stay .the bars wont let him in because he never has money. not one friend or relative will put him up , not his grandparents (none of them ) will even put him up .
a quick description of the punk in question ,blue eyed white boy who is a lazy kid, who also thinks everyone should provide for him . not fat but not in shape , never clean shaven , dresses like a rapper , seems to think he is tough (hes from what i would consider mayberry u.s.a.) and think everyone owes him something
anyway he asked his aunt (my wife) if he could stay and she laughed in his face but that was when it was still warm out . well hes has since ripped off a few of his buddies ,been kicked off every couch , burned bridges with everyone else and even taken to shoplifting . but thats not even the funny part .
the boy is dumber than a box of hammers and less useful . get this , he broke into the tanning salon and used their shower and then had the nerve to complain to the owner that the water pressure was not that great and the t.p. need refilling . then told him he need to fix the problems .
anyway a few days ago he convinced my mother-in-law (who lives next door )to let him keep his bags on the porch for a few days ...well you can only guess how that went . yep he decided that he could homestead on the porch . well enough is enough and the mother in law asked for help . so she sent him here and he was all ready to come in and make him self at home with all his expensive bags and fancy rapper duds, when" i said no buddy i found a place for you" .
so right at dusk i took him to the nastiest homeless shelter in omaha (over an hour away from the wife and in-laws ) .on the ride there i blasted the heat , listened to the same song repeatedly (blondie , call me)and smoked as many cigs as i could . all he could do was sweat in his big puffy rapper jacket and jones for a cigarette.when we got there the people that were waiting outside looked like i dropped off dinner . all they see is a fresh faced white boy with fancy bags and clothing that was dropped of by a jeep with colorado plates . also it was about to start raining .
he is real lucky i didnt want to wast the money on him . i kinda wanted to give him a wad of one dollar bills and a pack of newports in front of his new friends

Nicely done, but you really should have pics!

[Danimal]

haha that is great. I agree though, you should have snapped picks in order from pickup to drop-off. You should have given him a big pocket of change. That way it wont cost as much, and everyone hears it as he walks around.

[Danimal]

Then you could have yelled out a sweet catch line like "Now you got your Change, keep moving Forward."

[rockhound]

so my step father in laws grand kid who's mother was adopted by her stepfather

DUDE THAT FAMILY TREE NEEDS A ROAD MAP

[alxone]

Alex

Im calling fail here!!!! There is no pic of said freeloader for us to photoshop the hell out of.

so my step father in laws grand kid who's mother was adopted by her stepfather

DUDE THAT FAMILY TREE NEEDS A ROAD MAP

sorry guys no pics or road map of the family tree