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    Quote Originally Posted by Delfuego View Post
    Chuck Norris is a hairy-ass douchebag. That's why Bruce Lee kicked his sorry bad-form Karate ass!

    The last guys that messed with Chuck Norris online.
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    But which one of them is still alive?

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    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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    Isn't Chuck Norris the only person to ever have beaten Bruce Lee in an actual competition?


    Also, Chuck Norris' footsteps echo, when he walks on grass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Isn't Chuck Norris the only person to ever have beaten Bruce Lee in an actual competition?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delfuego View Post
    I looked it up, and I guess that was only a rumor, since they never fought in an actual competition.
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    That would have been cool to watch.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the Dos Equis guy serve it to him wearing a dress.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't breathe...Oxygen surrenders to him





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    repeat but type "where is chuck norris" in the search bar and pick the first option that comes up.


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