Norris joke

**sniper7** · 10-26-2012, 11:27

A king Cobra once bit Chuck Norris

after 5 days of agonizing pain......the king cobra finally died.

**TEAMRICO** · 10-26-2012, 12:16

How is this possible?
Did the Cobra, chip a fang and die of infection. That is my only conclusion after doing research on-line.......

**ronaldrwl** · 10-26-2012, 15:43

Sorry sniper7, you can't put up a weak joke like that and get a bunch of replies

**Danimal** · 10-26-2012, 15:48

Well I think that it is obvious why the cobra died. Chuck Norris is known for using live cobras as condoms. Duh

**sniper7** · 10-26-2012, 16:23

Originally Posted by ronaldrwl

Sorry sniper7, you can't put up a weak joke like that and get a bunch of replies

It was on expendables 2, pretty funny in the context of the movie

**SuperiorDG** · 10-26-2012, 16:29

**Danimal** · 10-26-2012, 16:29

I will have to watch that. I wanted to see it but never got around to it.

**DD977GM2** · 10-27-2012, 00:42

Originally Posted by ronaldrwl

Sorry sniper7, you can't put up a weak joke like that and get a bunch of replies

+1

**TheBelly** · 10-27-2012, 00:49

Chuck Norris can complete an NTC rotation in 3 days.

**DEAGLER** · 10-26-2012, 15:48

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