Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
I will have to watch that. I wanted to see it but never got around to it.
The boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
You can't polish a turd!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕOriginally Posted by CAR-AR-M16
I want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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"I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it."
- Clint Eastwood
chuck does not swim he lets the water surround him
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
You can't polish a turd!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕI want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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chuck Norris does not do push ups.....he pushes the earth down!
There is an app for that.
Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris swims on land.
When Chuck Norris went off to college he told his dad that he was the man of the house now.
Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber got into a fight and the loser wasn't allow to go through puberty.
Chuck Norris can eat glitter and shit out a Twilight movie.
Chuck Norris once fucked up. Up still can't walk straight.
When Chuck Norris sends you a friend request... there is no ignore button.
When Chuck Norris gets and award. Kanye West sits down and shuts the fuck up.
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris can still kick your ass.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming the only one to get wet is your mother.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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