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  1. 10-26-2012, 11:27 #1
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    Default Norris joke

    A king Cobra once bit Chuck Norris


    after 5 days of agonizing pain......the king cobra finally died.
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    How is this possible?
    Did the Cobra, chip a fang and die of infection. That is my only conclusion after doing research on-line.......
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    Sorry sniper7, you can't put up a weak joke like that and get a bunch of replies
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    Well I think that it is obvious why the cobra died. Chuck Norris is known for using live cobras as condoms. Duh
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    I'm calling BS
    Everyone knows the snake would disintegrate when it crawled within 2ft of Chuck.
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    I love Chuck Norris jokes!



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    There is no internet, we are just browsing Chuck Norris' mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adawg38 View Post
    I love Chuck Norris jokes!

    Hahahahah. THe COBRA died!!! Hahahahaha Now THAT'S funny right there!!!
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