Chuck Norris is a hairy-ass douchebag. That's why Bruce Lee kicked his sorry bad-form Karate ass!
The last guys that messed with Chuck Norris online.
Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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