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  1. 10-29-2012, 10:58 #1
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    Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the Dos Equis guy serve it to him wearing a dress.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't breathe...Oxygen surrenders to him




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    repeat but type "where is chuck norris" in the search bar and pick the first option that comes up.


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