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    You should give her the lower and him the upper ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    No knives, bad ju-ju for a wedding gift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    No knives, bad ju-ju for a wedding gift.
    Bobbitt wedding ???
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Think of the future!

    Give them a presentation cased matched set of dueling pistols with a engraved plaque on it that says "This Is the Way It Ends".

    There is no better way to encourage them to stay together.


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