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  1. #1
    Paper Hunter
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    Default US Postal Service issues stamp to honor Hillary

    The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary
    Clinton to honor her achievements. In daily use, HOWEVER, it was shown
    that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

    This enraged Senator Clinton, who demanded a full investigation. After a
    month of investigating, a special commission published the following
    findings:
    The stamp was in perfect order.
    There was nothing wrong with the glue/adhesive.

    People were spitting on the wrong side.
    What part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?

    The tree of freedom grows the strongest when its watered with the blood of tyrants.

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Remember: gold is the currency of nations, silver is the currency of gentelmen, barter is the currency of peseants, debt is the currency of slaves, fiat ( the dollar with no gold backing ) is the currency of "Thieves".

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    She'd love her own stamp. She couldn't get her husband to lick her, and her hubby had Vince Foster killed, so it's the only way she can get licked.

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