THE "WTF were they thinking" thread!

[BladesNBarrels]

I'm getting this for the den of skunks next door for Christmas.

Are they 2-Legged or 4-Legged Skunks?

[Irving]

Four.

[brutal]

Damn kids, get off my lawn!

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Needs a pchop with a micro-minigun on it.

[TFOGGER]

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-...stmas-presents

Elderly Couple Stopped In Nebraska With 60 Pounds Of Weed 'For Christmas Presents'

December 22, 201710:12 AM ET
LAUREL WAMSLEY


Sheriff's deputies in York County, Neb., arrested an elderly California couple who had approximately 60 pounds of marijuana in their vehicle.
York County Sheriff's Department
Sheriff's deputies in York County, Neb., stopped a pickup truck on Tuesday when they noticed it driving over the center line and the driver failing to signal.

During the traffic stop, deputies noticed a strong smell of raw marijuana, the sheriff's department says.

Patrick Jiron, 80, and Barbara Jiron, 83, said they were from northern California and were en route to Boston and Vermont.

Elderly couple claims marijuana was for Christmas presents

— York News-Times (@yorknewstimes) December 20, 2017
Deputies asked the driver, Patrick Jiron, about the odor, and he admitted to having contraband in the truck and consented to a search of the vehicle.

With the help of the county's canine unit, deputies searched the Toyota Tacoma. When they looked under the pickup topper, deputies found 60 pounds of marijuana, as well as multiple containers of concentrated THC.


"They said the marijuana was for Christmas presents," Lt. Paul Vrbka told the York News-Times. The department estimated the street value of the pot at over $3oo,000.

The Jirons now face felony charges of possession of marijuana with the intent to deliver and no drug tax stamp. (Nebraska law requires marijuana dealers to purchase drug tax stamp from its Department of Revenue as evidence that the state's drug tax has been paid.)

For the friends and family in New England who expected a bag of weed in their stocking this year, it looks like it won't be a green Christmas, after all.

[Irving]

Man, good thing they brought the police dog. The dog was like, "Ehh yeah, try looking in the bed." [/NormMacdonaldVoice]

[izzy]

I just read this, makes me wonder how many times they got away with it.

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[Irving]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

[brutal]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.

[Irving]

Even more lucky, it just went through some skin. I don't even want to know how you staple your eyeball. I was using the kind where you have to push the release trigger up against whatever you're nailing.