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    Post Whore The Lessor
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    Default 29 year old woman arrested for masturbating in starbucks

    I'm going with guilty...

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...urbator-647093

    ETA: Thread title is fairly crude.

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    Well of course she has to masturbate, did you see that mug? Yikes!!!

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    I thought only hot girls went into starbucks?
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    Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lpgasman View Post
    Well of course she has to masturbate, did you see that mug? Yikes!!!

    ^^^^
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    So, apparently masturbating in public is a crime in some states?


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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    It's not illegal, it's frowned upon. kind of like masturbating on an airplane. thanks a lot Bin-Laden.
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    Quote Originally Posted by van7559 View Post
    Fuckin gross looking chick! Damn it all the hell, hows come hot chicks don't masturbate in public?
    They don't need to "click their mouse"....
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    She wasn't masturbating, she was itching the gawdawful yeast infection she picked up whilst turning tricks to supply her crack habit.
    She could not find a wire bottle brush.
    Give her a break guys-she voted for O.
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