Due to the fuel rationing and other efforts by the Obama Administration to wisely work this disaster with great leadership, Election day is being split into two days to avoid congestion at the polls and overwhelming scant resources. As a result, ALL registered Republicans will be voting on Tuesday, November 6 while all registered Democrats will be voting Wednesday, November 7th. This change is a national change, as our comrades in states not damaged by the hurricane are asked to show solidarity with those so affected by the evil capitalist whore named Sandy.
We regret any inconvenience this may cause, but if it saves just one child from being crushed under a capitalist steamroller, we're certain we can all agree it was worth it.