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    Plinker
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    Default Ouch! That's Gonna Leave a Mark

    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

    The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
    County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

    (Copyright WUSA*TV, All Rights Reserved.)


    http://www.9news.com/news/article/11...sex-toy-mishap

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    Natural selection?

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    why does 9news has a 3 1/2 year old story on their website still?

    and stupid should hurt.

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    Takes all kinds don't it!

    Dumbasses!!

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    Making Sushi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck View Post
    why does 9news has a 3 1/2 year old story on their website still?
    Didn't see the date, thought it was recent. Sharp eyes

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    Bat Poop Crazy Mofo
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    I'm thinking Darwin Award runner up's.

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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    So there I was... Sawzall in one hand, bottle of yaegermeister in the other...

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    And this is why engineers can NEVER idiot proof ANYTHING!

    Now I have this horrible image in my head and I want it out! Guess i'll be drinking a lot of beer when I get home.

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    If I had a son he would look like....Ben SideShow Bob's Avatar
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    So,
    Did he tell the Doc that stitched her up to throw in a few extra while he was at it ?
    My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.

    Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.


    Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?



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