Angry Morning.

[JohnnyEgo]

Kid was up all night with some kind of allergy issue, which left him screaming and unconsolable. I wore a rut in the carpet pacing him back and forth. This morning, neither he nor I were interested in getting up. I let him sleep in for an hour before heading off to preschool. Made no difference. He was in full toy-tossing, daddy-hitting, scream-your-head-off bat shit crazy mode. And for good measure, we had a poo-splosion in the day care parking lot.

After 20 minutes of pure driving hell, I dropped him off at day care. Get a call from the wife. Other kid forgot her lunch money. I have $0.00 in cash, so it is off to the ATM and then the high school. Can't park anywhere at the high school, because kids can't park. There are three spaces 'available', except that in all three, a car is parked well over the line. Comically over.

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