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  1. 11-05-2012, 19:41 #21
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    Tell them you slept with Hillary Clinton. They won't come near you.




    How could he sleep uhhh with??
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  2. 11-05-2012, 21:07 #22
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    Start masturbating frantically and with enthusiasim. When they ask you what you are doing tell them you are being a productive Democrat.




    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
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    So.......What happened?
    Mars is entirely inhabited by robots.
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  4. 11-05-2012, 23:39 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Jet View Post
    CROP DUSTING ! I do that all the time in the airport ! Gas 'em out !
    Happened once accidentally in the holster aisle at Bass Pro. I felt so bad when I looked back at the one poor sap that got indiscriminately dusted, I felt compelled to waft back through the fog a second time to disperse it.
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    Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."
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  5. 11-05-2012, 23:50 #25
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    did you survive?
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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  6. 11-06-2012, 12:17 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    Start proclaiming stuff like:

    "Yeah 4 more years....I hope he'll actually grow a set this time and stop being a pussy!"
    When Muchelle lets him, she has his in the testicle lock box!
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  7. 11-06-2012, 12:22 #27
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    Head for the lavatory and when passing them, proclaim loudly, "Time to go take a Barrack and wipe my Obama."
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