Look for Petraeus to resign soon.
Arg... I guess I wont open the Stranahans. More Coors Light though. Maybe I will get on Welfare and food stamps tomorrow... and start smoking pot.
Can you imagine the howls and tears if Romney wins the popular vote and Obama wins the EC?
It's all Bush's fault....
FHUGETABOUDIT!!!
Are the jails and prisons going to release all the 'serious' pot offenders tomorrow? Good thing Obama is reelected since they will all need good jobs.
There are thousands of lawyers moving in on Ohio and Florida right now for the impending clusterfuck recount.