This Is Who Won Last Night

[ronaldrwl]

This is who won. Get a good look:

[Ronin13]

In light of ObamaPhone lady- what exactly is an ObamaPhone? Here's some research discoveries:
"Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:
-It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
-Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
-It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.
-When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
-All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
-It has a really useless app called "Biden."
-Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
-Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
-The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
-The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."
-The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
-When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
-There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
-Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
-Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
-You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.
-It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
-Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.
-It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies."
-When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
-When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.
As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone."

[Sharpienads]

In light of ObamaPhone lady- what exactly is an ObamaPhone? Here's some research discoveries:
"Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:
-It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
-Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
-It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.
-When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
-All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
-It has a really useless app called "Biden."
-Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
-Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
-The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
-The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."
-The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
-When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
-There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
-Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
-Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
-You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.
-It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
-Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.
-It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies."
-When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
-When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.
As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the mePhone."

That is freakin' funny!

[gnihcraes]

My bus ride last night was full of her family members. Nearly everyone of them had an obama pin, button or sign with them. All the college kids from Metro too.