Skyline sucks. I don't know why Ohioans love it so much, but every time I work there, the locals always want to know if I have tried Skyline. Yeah! Cinammon in my chili! Now that the novelty is over, where can I get some real food?

The down-south answer to White Castle is Krystals. Same concept. They had a great ad running a couple years back around graduation time, with the tag line "Then after four, five, or six years, come back after you graduate and taste us sober for the first time."