I don't think this is real...

[StagLefty]

Don't pee in the Fruit Loops all the time you grumpy old coots

You run out of milk one time JEEZ

[cstone]

It's "Bonjour" to you

Speaks French and works with a BIG hammer... Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is gay

[Monky]

Oh hazing would be so much fun with Ronin..

Have you ever had a desk pop?

[ronaldrwl]

I doubt this part is true but

OBAMA IS FORMALLY AND CRIMINALLY CHARGED WITH TREASON, BY THE U.S. MILITARY

wouldn't be surprised in the least if most of the allegations are true.