I don't think this is real...

[KestrelBike]

Definitely not real. The language is not something you'd find in filed legal documents.

lol the caps killed it for me.

also Irving: WTF hahahah (I'm telling that at work tomorrow)

[BPTactical]

Funny thing though, my mom is 82 and she told me she had heard something about impeachment today.
The less than proper legalese may be due to a writers interpretation.
I too am very skeptical but hey, we got to have at least a hint of something cheery to ponder.
Don't pee in the Fruit Loops all the time you grumpy old coots

[patrick0685]

if its on the internet it has to be true

[BPTactical]

if its on the internet it has to be true

And I'm a French model..

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

And I'm a French model..

True story...

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Keep this investigation work up and you might be promoted to detective before you get your duty weapon selected...

[jhood001]

Keep this investigation work up and you might be promoted to detective before you get your duty weapon selected...

And with that I shall end my night with a trip to my bathroom to shower and change my drawers because I just shit myself.

[trlcavscout]

Bon jor

[sniper7]

Ronin. If you fell for this, I have a bridge to sell you.

They are so cute when they are young...

[BPTactical]

Bon jor

It's "Bonjour" to you