The most exquisite pain in the world

[hatidua]

He looks at me and says through his laughter: "Shit man, that looks like it really hurts".

I think incidents like that prove that pain, in all of it's inconvenience, is there for a purpose!

[T-Jet]

I think Hot Wheels cars are worse.

No way Ray - I bloodied a foot stepping on my son's legos. Crumpled me like a little girl. I've stepped on his Hot Wheels before and it was nothing like that damn bumped block of plastic with razor sharp corners. Sorry man - gotta go with the Lego on this one. Reminds me of getting into a field of goat's head weeds - downright scary.

[Lex_Luthor]

When I first moved into my new house, I had put the bed up in the master bedroom, but it was still in pieces. I went up for something & since the light switch doesn't work, I have to find the ceiling fan & pull the chain to get the light to turn on. As I was fumbling around for the chain, I tripped on the pieces of bed frame, falling full force onto my shins on the raised piece of bed frame. The words that came out of my mouth aren't even in the dictionary.

...And I beat on my shins daily for fun. If they hadn't been as desensitized as they are, I might have pulled the door off its hinges or something out of anger.

[Scanker19]

[brutal]

Bamboo Toothpick.

Between the toes, low, and in deep. F me that hurt.

Needles too, but those aren't so bad pulling out.

[Atrain1]

Those little green Army men hurt like crazy, it is a toss up between lego's.

[cstone]

All hard children's toys hurt when you are in bare feet. This is why children love their mothers. We step on the toys and then rant like maniacs to children who have no idea why we are so angry. Mommy comes and comforts the little tot, while we make them clean up their toys. Its a vicious predicament.

My sons are 22 and 20, and we have a family story about the day Dad went off after he ran over Jar Jar Binks with the lawnmower. In our family, the mention of Jar Jar gets everyone laughing, and yes, it is at my expense

[cofi]

mr potato head pieces have a punji spike on the backside of em......worst toy design ever

[TFOGGER]

There's always the burning-hot-cartridge-ejecting-and-becoming-caught-between-your-collar-and-your-neck...but legos and steak bones left laying around probably top that. Running your knuckle into a bench grinder sucks pretty bad too...

[cstone]

mr potato head pieces have a punji spike on the backside of em......worst toy design ever

Thanks for reminding me of this classic toy. This was the one that got my Dad yelling at me