Quote Originally Posted by UncleDave View Post
I'm taking a nap for free! Because my wife is not a teenager.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome!
Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline
Isn't that the place that has a strict "no-weapons" policy? Remember kids, concealed means concealed
Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
My wife is going tomorrow with her friends. I hope she comes home horny.
You're either very lucky, or tragically unlucky...

In defense, I'm probably the only one, but I think Kristen Steward is hawt... So there's that, still not a good enough reason to go sit through 2 hours of shite... I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Lincoln.