Instead of insipid management books like "Who moved my cheese" there's finally an alternative that we all can handle.

"Beat your way to the top" shows us uninspired slackers how we, too, can be successful in business by participating in that great American past-time, arm-wrestling with your one-eyed weasel, playing the one string guitar, firing the yogurt pistol, etc.

I'm sure some of us are on track to become a CEO!