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  1. 11-20-2012, 10:59 #1
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    Default The Most Functional English Word. NSFW






    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


    Well, it's shit .... that's right, shit!
    Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.




    You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit.


    Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and brasso.


    There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.
    You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,(or duck when the shit hits the fan).


    You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.


    You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.


    Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and some days are just plain shitty.


    Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.


    You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.


    You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.


    Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.


    And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!


    You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!


    Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to
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  2. 11-20-2012, 11:13 #2
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI
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    Absolutely NSFW... more than likely not safe for keyboards and monitors as well...

    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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    Nevermind- beaten to the punch! TF, I love that vid!

    Here's George on words (NSFW):
    Last edited by Ronin13; 11-20-2012 at 11:28.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
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  5. 11-20-2012, 11:59 #5
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    Looks like my shit thread is going to fuck!

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    WELL SHIT!!
    Be true to your Family and Friends! A handshake, and your word is all it takes!!
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    As a sufferer of Occupational Tourette's Syndrome(I cuss uncontrollably at work), this thread is of interest to me.
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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  8. 11-20-2012, 13:41 #8
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    i love that FUCK video
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    "I don't listen to the women I do know, why would I listen to some crazy bitch from the ocean?" ~ Spyder
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  9. 11-20-2012, 13:42 #9
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    Agh Sh*! Haven't laughed thsi hard! What the f*ck over
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...
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  10. 11-20-2012, 16:41 #10
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    But do you know Jack??

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