...because I saw the little bastard next to my car when I took my daughter out for a walk in her stroller earlier today...

And I've watched the creature eating all the Lily's I planted for my daughter....

My daughter's name is Lily...I planted like...4 of them the day she was born...and as they began to come up from the soil, I Saw the little shit eating them!!

If I didn't have neighbors so closed I'd a popped the damn thing with my AR :P