funny craigslist ad

[anomad]

I lost the keys to my car and it would cost me about $250 to get a new key made which I dont have so I've decided to just try to sell it. It runs fine just needs a little TLC. I lost my job a couple of weeks ago so I just cant afford to take care of it anymore otherwise I would definitely be keeping it. I've hit some hard times and just need some extra cash anyway though so I figure this is for the best. I'm willing to negotiate a price if you're interested. Respond ASAP, I anticipate this car will go fast if given the consideration. Its a 2001 For Mercury Mystique in maroon.

Seems legit right?
Just have it towed and I am sure they will mail you the title...

[DenverLEO]

I wonder if he requires a bill of sale...

[HoneyBadger]

Sounds like it's stolen... I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

[Zombie Steve]

Forgot to mention the slight damage to the steering column.

[T-Giv]

"Actually you don't need a key because I modified the ignition system to not require a key to start. You simply use a screwdriver. I will include one if you pay my full asking price!"

[Tinelement]

Oh, and one more thing. The drivers door glass is broken.

[BPTactical]

"No radio included"

"This car will go fast"
Translation: "we were able to evade Aurora police after we came into possession of this car"

[Shootersfab]

Better get it fast before the wheels get stolen!

[zteknik]

Seriously???
It's a Mercury Mistake.....

[spleify]

Oh yeah I like where this is going........