Who needs the lottery?

[BPTactical]

My ship has come in.

My Dear,
Assalamu’alaikum

For your kind attention, I will be very glad if you do assist me to relocate a sum of (US$6,200,000.00 Million) to your personal bank account for the benefit of both of us.

This is a genuine business transaction, Only that I can not operate it alone without using a Foreigner as required in my bank law, therefore I am contacting you to stand before my bank as the beneficiary next of kin of this fund, That is my reason of contacting you in this manner to assist me actualise this better opportunity, also to share the benefit together with me Insha' Allah. You will be entitled to have 40% of this fund as a foreign partner, since you will provide a bank account where this money will be transferred to, While 60% will be for me, by indicating your interest on assurance of trust, i will send you the full details and how this business will be executed. Please keep this proposal as a top secret between both of us because the secret of this transaction is as well as the success of it.Plaese I need your information: 1) Full names2) Private phone number3) Occupation4) Your Transactional Passport/Working ID/Driving license.(5)Your
country….

And if you are really sure of your integrity, trustworthy and confidentiality reply back to me immediately to prove your integrity, I will be looking forward for your urgent response:

Regards, in sincerity;
Mr.Toure Mohammad

Dammit, I cant find my checkbook to give him the acct #
Can anybody help me?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Chicken.

[Sharpienads]

I wouldn't trust anybody named Mohammed. Tread lightly...

[theGinsue]

Seems legit.

you don't have a hair if you don't take him up on his offer.

[BPTactical]

Seems legit.

you don't have a hair if you don't take him up on his offer.

Shaved this morning........................................... Hey, the Mrs likes hardwood floors

i think DSB has a few that you could use

OK, thats even creepier than what I posted

[DFBrews]

Shaved this morning........................................... Hey, the Mrs likes hardwood floors

Gross... That poor poor ported 1911. The things it has seen.

[BPTactical]

Gross... That poor poor ported 1911. The things it has seen.

Cannot be unseen

[patrick0685]

i think DSB has a few that you could use

[JMBD2112]

Hell give em my acct# 1111111111

[anomad]

Sweet, I could buy that car I found on craigslist if I lucked into a deal like that.

Lottery is a tax for people who are bad at math.