Since nobody seems to be able to agree on how to avoid the "fiscal cliff", I have a proposal to offer:

All those that either a) voted for Obama or a Democrat congressman/senator, or b) anybody that's ever used the phrase "[so-and-so] needs to pay their fair share" that wasn't being sarcastic and/or wasn't talking about those that already pay a higher tax rate than the individual speaking the aforementioned phrase will have their tax rates increased.

All those who did not vote for either of the above and did not utter such nonsense as the aforementioned phrase will stay at the current tax rate.

Oh yeah, and no spending increases.

That's what I call a compromise!!!