Anyone in Denver have a manequin/dummy i could borrow next week?

[Irving]

Bad things happen when you loan out your manequin

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Slam man?

No cameras in the HOV lane on I-25 FYI. Just don't go in the Fastpass lane without a pass.

[Ah Pook]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

[TriggerHappy]

IBTL

[Great-Kazoo]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

Can she tie a cherry stem with her tongue?

Thank you obscure references

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I have a mannequin, free for the taking.

Her arms have fallen off. Torso, legs and head are all in tact. Kind of a boxing Helena in progress. Nice green sweater. Rectal stand included.

This is a very important part. A Mannequin with no rectal stand isn't a mannequin at all, really.

[armstrong001]

As funny as i think it would be to use a sex doll as our dummy, rectal stand or not, i really like my job, and don't really want to take a trip down to HR to explain why i did that. Plus, i'm pretty sure i would forever be "that creepy guy" at work... So, if someone does have something i could use to dress up as a civil defense type person, that won't earn me a bad rep at work, it would be much appreciated.

[henpecked]

Unless someone undressed the sex doll how would they know?
you could make company history here.

[henpecked]

And your probably already "the creepy guy" at work

[RCCrawler]

You are welcome to borrow mine, it's like 6'5" tall and comes all apart, has a stand, the whole nine yards.

[armstrong001]

And your probably already "the creepy guy" at work

And you make that judgement based on wanting to help decorate an office for a christmas party? Wow, you sure figured me out...