Women...

[Bailey Guns]

My wife rarely displays poor judgment. But tonight she handed me an empty Christmas wrapping paper roll, about 3' long, and axed me to throw it away. Then she's surprised when I immediately use it:

• as a simulated club to lightly whack her on the head
• as a way to irritate her annoying little dog that's growling at me for being in the same room because he's overly protective of her
• as a pretend sword to defend myself when she suddenly realizes the tactical error she's made and wants to take the paper roll away from me
• as a makeshift bullhorn to hurl verbal taunts and challenges at her

Her surprise quickly turned to mild anger.

WTF??? It's not my fault I'm a guy. We've been married 23 years. She's the one that should know better.

[Monky]

Yet somehow it's all your fault because she was too lazy to do it herself.

[Fmedges]

Axed? Like the wood cutting device?

[Bailey Guns]

Axed? Like the wood cutting device?

Urban lingo, man. Ya gotta keep up here...

[HoneyBadger]

Urban lingo, man. Ya gotta keep up here...

Urban lingo in Bailey?

[hunterhawk]

Haha I would have done the same.. I love to taunt my dog and wife with those things.. The growl you can make with those and catch the dog off guard with is pretty sweet

[TEAMRICO]

I wold have simulated a BROOM HANDLE for sweeping, a ROLLING PIN for cooking or dangled it between my legs to......oh never mind, who am I fooling there?

[GhostRider]

yupp, would have done the same thing here, in fact I think I have in the past. hahaha, good luck on the make up with her ( in a day or two )

[wctriumph]

Hey, it's in a man's DNA: we are allowed to play in the mud all our lives!

[mtnrider]

Well at least you didn't use it as a simulated "Johnson" and poke her in the backside with it?