Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
My wife rarely displays poor judgment. But tonight she handed me an empty Christmas wrapping paper roll, about 3' long, and axed me to throw it away. Then she's surprised when I immediately use it:


  • as a simulated club to lightly whack her on the head
  • as a way to irritate her annoying little dog that's growling at me for being in the same room because he's overly protective of her
  • as a pretend sword to defend myself when she suddenly realizes the tactical error she's made and wants to take the paper roll away from me
  • as a makeshift bullhorn to hurl verbal taunts and challenges at her


Her surprise quickly turned to mild anger.

WTF??? It's not my fault I'm a guy. We've been married 23 years. She's the one that should know better.

My Mother saves them for us .......... yes my father( mid 50's) myself ( late 30's) and my siblings (28-19) still play lightsaber/sword wars with them ... then there is the silly string that ends up in our stockings every year ......

My Family is an odd bunch .. but we all seem to fit together LOL