Women...

[newracer]

I'd be upset if you did anything less.

[Fentonite]

I'd be upset if you did anything less.

Exactly! Hell, I always figured the cardboard tube was the only part worth buying. All the extra "packaging" wrapped around it just gets in the way!

[patrick0685]

sounds exactly like what you should have done and I myself would have done.

[clublights]

My wife rarely displays poor judgment. But tonight she handed me an empty Christmas wrapping paper roll, about 3' long, and axed me to throw it away. Then she's surprised when I immediately use it:

• as a simulated club to lightly whack her on the head
• as a way to irritate her annoying little dog that's growling at me for being in the same room because he's overly protective of her
• as a pretend sword to defend myself when she suddenly realizes the tactical error she's made and wants to take the paper roll away from me
• as a makeshift bullhorn to hurl verbal taunts and challenges at her

Her surprise quickly turned to mild anger.

WTF??? It's not my fault I'm a guy. We've been married 23 years. She's the one that should know better.

My Mother saves them for us .......... yes my father( mid 50's) myself ( late 30's) and my siblings (28-19) still play lightsaber/sword wars with them ... then there is the silly string that ends up in our stockings every year ......

My Family is an odd bunch .. but we all seem to fit together LOL

[asmo]

My wife was wrapping presents this weekend and there were a few empty tubes on the table when I walked in. She saw my eyes light up, so she immediately stepped in front on them and said "No!".

Quite funny.

[Ashton]

I have nothing to say that is nice. So I wont say anything at all. But I LOL'd

[bryjcom]

Isn't it funny how they expect you to do a chore for them and also expect not to get any grief while you do said chore for them???

Women.... The only creature that bleeds from their crotch 12 times a year and that's considered "normal"

[Mazin]

How about when you ask them a serous question like "do I have funk pit?", my wife immediately yells "don't put you pit in my face". Well how else am I supposed to know, I have sinus issues damn it lol.


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[Great-Kazoo]

Isn't it funny how they expect you to do a chore for them and also expect not to get any grief while you do said chore for them???

Women.... The only creature that bleeds from their crotch 12 times a year and that's considered "normal"

MMMMM Whose wife could i send that 2 and her not find it funny????????????????? Maybe a door hanger like those pizza coupon's stuck on your windshield, yeah that's it the windshield.

Remember when it's all said and done they changed their last name, not you.

[Bailey Guns]

Axed? Like the wood cutting device?

Urban lingo, man. Ya gotta keep up here...