I wonder if anyone from the Brady Bunch would like to comment on the fact that the case they're using as basis for this suit occurred in an area boasting some of the most stringent gun-control laws in the country. If gun-control works, how could anyone ever possibly be "gunned down" in Chicago? No comment? I didn't think so.

The suit was filed on behalf of Alex Vesely of Cook County, Ill. His sister, 36-year-old Jitka, was gunned down in the parking lot of a Chicago-area museum last year by a former boyfriend, Dmitry Smirnov of Canada, who shot her a dozen times then turned himself into police and later pleaded guilty.