Finally Mylie

[Ah Pook]

Ya just can't make this stuff up.

Poor kid has bad taste in dolls.

thesmokinggun.com/buster/miley-cyrus-love-doll-theft

A North Carolina man is facing shoplifting charges after he allegedly stole a blow-up doll resembling Miley Cyrus from a novelty shop.
Benjamin Greene, 22, was nabbed Tuesday after allegedly swiping the item from a Spencer’s Gifts store in Spartanburg, South Carolina. A worker told cops that she saw Greene remove the “Finally Mylie! Love Doll” from its box and conceal the $19.99 item in his coat.
As he departed the store, Greene was confronted by the Spencer’s employee, who told investigators that the blow-up doll fell out of Greene’s jacket, according to a Spartanburg Public Safety report.
Distributed by Pipedream Products, the “Mylie” doll was released after the pop singer turned 18 in November 2010. While the doll itself bears no resemblance to the celebrity, the item’s packaging includes a photo of a Cyrus lookalike holding a guitar (and includes copy with risqué references to the performer and her father Bill Ray).
The “Mylie” doll is part of Pipestream’s “Super Star Series,” which includes blow-up dolls marketed on the back of female celebrities like Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Katy Perry.
Greene, seen in the above mug shot, was booked into the Spartanburg County jail on a misdemeanor shoplifting charge. He was later freed without bond.

[Mazin]

kid was just curious after all it does look like he is still going though puberty. Let him have the Doll.
Kid is screwed explaining that one to a employer.

[SideShow Bob]

Simple explanation, " I was young, dum and full of cum ".......

[TEAMRICO]

......I'm going the mall........to look for...uhhhhh some shoes........

[Sharpienads]

Wow. I'm not even sure what to say to this one, except that kid seriously needs to get laid.

[bogie]

I remember back in the day when friends would steal rubbers since they were to embarrassed to buy them. Buying that doll would have been a lot worse....

After a good haircut to get rid of the feathered hair, nobody will remember it was hiim.

Disclaimer: I've never stolen anything.

[Bailey Guns]

That guy looks like a future candidate for "gender reassignment".

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I remember back in the day when friends would steal rubbers since they were to embarrassed to buy them. Buying that doll would have been a lot worse....

After a good haircut to get rid of the feathered hair, nobody will remember it was hiim.

Disclaimer: I've never stolen anything.

Speaking of.... I HATE buying condoms as it is... But to add to it, the King Soopers by my girlfriend's house... Those fuckers put the condoms in a big clear security box that that has to be unlocked by a cashier. Pisses me off!

[bogie]

Speaking of.... I HATE buying condoms as it is... But to add to it, the King Soopers by my girlfriend's house... Those fuckers put the condoms in a big clear security box that that has to be unlocked by a cashier. Pisses me off!

go to the vending machine at the gas station $hitter

Or just buy the magnums from the hottest checkout girl and stare her down with creepy eyes.

[Bailey Guns]

Speaking of.... I HATE buying condoms as it is... But to add to it, the King Soopers by my girlfriend's house... Those fuckers put the condoms in a big clear security box that that has to be unlocked by a cashier. Pisses me off!

Just tell her she's cut off unless she starts buying them.