New career path

[Ripper]

Would we get weekends off?

[Marlin]

Depends on how the sacking goes, I'm sure We can work out a decent schedule, Gotta enjoy the sackage sometime.

[7idl]

is this strictly a 'barbarian' thing, or can we participate as pirates???

[Marlin]

Sure, EOE.

[roman gnome]

Barbarians, pirates, marauding horde...

as long as the battle axe is standard issue, it's all good!

Oooo, maybe some mace balls!

[vim]

Okay, you have my interest with this latest development.

I'm a little too scrawny to have success as a barbarian, but a pirate? Could be.

You other married guys have any advice how to deal with the "pirate wenches" issue with your wife? I'm not sure about this one . . .

[BadShot]

Okay, you have my interest with this latest development.

I'm a little too scrawny to have success as a barbarian, but a pirate? Could be.

You other married guys have any advice how to deal with the "pirate wenches" issue with your wife? I'm not sure about this one . . .

Uh, no.. you're just flat out hosed unless the Wench in question gives permission..

I'm down for the Barbaric Pirate cross over.

[chrisguy]

Hmm, I have a kilt already... various blades... splitting maul/sledge (bright yellow handle but it works just fine)... and the required flask or three. I'm in!!

[vim]

Uh, no.. you're just flat out hosed unless the Wench in question gives permission..

I'm down for the Barbaric Pirate cross over.

I dunno about this, then.

If there's no wenches, and I get bad hangovers from drinking -- and I don't like rum anyway -- I mean, what's the point?

The captain's gonna keep most of the gold, and if I help carry the treasure to its hiding spot I'll likely take a bullet to my skull as a thank-you.

And I get seasick.

I need to think about this some more.

[vim]

Okay, back to the barbarian thing.

Would steroids bulk me up enough to be a barbarian? And they won't mess with my liver, right? -- because I don't want to mess up my liver.

And I can't do the long-hair thing. I could do it on the sides, but not in the middle, not anymore.

And the gingivitis worries me.