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    They had a field day when i was pierced
    Last time out i forgot to wash my hands, after securing a gun in the car AND one of the carry on bags was used during a range trip. They were intensely and curious swabbing here and there. I told the one guy, Hey could you run that wand and swab a little higher, i getting hard and it's been so long, i'd like to enjoy it for at least another minute or two. "WE'RE done get your shoes and move along"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    They had a field day when i was pierced
    Last time out i forgot to wash my hands, after securing a gun in the car AND one of the carry on bags was used during a range trip. They were intensely and curious swabbing here and there. I told the one guy, Hey could you run that wand and swab a little higher, i getting hard and it's been so long, i'd like to enjoy it for at least another minute or two. "WE'RE done get your shoes and move along"

    gross, but HAHAHA!

    back when I was in high school, i put a crosman air rifle in my checked luggage. I was stupid, naive, ignorant, ..... i don't know. I wasn't trying to be sneaky. well, anyway, that was a no go. the thing that pissed me off was that once the police came, they kept telling me that I had a bullet chambered. I kept trying to tell them that it was a .177 pellet rifle (that didn't even have the stock attached) but they insisted that it was loaded. Also, I had a box of fudge that they insisted was my ammunition. ugh.
    There's a man who leads a life of danger.
    To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
    With every move he makes, another chance he takes.
    Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    I had the pleasure of watching my wife get molested by a TSA agent yesterday at COS. It made my blood boil. She set off the alarm because she is diabetic and has an insulin pump. You would think a normal human being would realize that no, my wife is not a terrorist, just a citizen trying to fly to visit family, and that the insulin pump is probably what set off the detector. But, I have now realized that people who work for the TSA are not normal. They are the lowest fucking form of human life. Fuck the TSA, and even more, fuck everyone who works there. I would starve to death before I worked for a fucking thug operation like the TSA.
    Bull$hit. Where was your laser designator? That should've drawn them away from her.

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    They had a field day when i was pierced
    Last time out i forgot to wash my hands, after securing a gun in the car AND one of the carry on bags was used during a range trip. They were intensely and curious swabbing here and there. I told the one guy, Hey could you run that wand and swab a little higher, i getting hard and it's been so long, i'd like to enjoy it for at least another minute or two. "WE'RE done get your shoes and move along"
    HAHAHAHA

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