Teller talks.

I was on a flight about 10 years ago from Philly to LAS. Teller was sitting next to my traveling companion and it was easily the funniest one man shows I've ever had the pleasure to witness.

I don't take most celebrities seriously when they are not entertaining. Most of them couldn't find a fact with both hands. This quote from Penn Jillette is an obvious exception. Some people are too quick to give up rights they aren't using to get security from a government that has no obligation to actually provide security.

If you want something done right...

I know how important something is to you by how much you personally are willing to sacrifice to get or keep it.