When this douche was a presidential candidate in 2004 I had some t-shirts made up that said: "I spent Christmas in Cambodia and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

I know...not original. But it was funny at the time because of the big deal he was making about how he ventured into Cambodia on secret missions around Christmas time.

I agree with SAFriday. Kerry and Fonda peg the Suck 'O Meter.