Tis the Season to be Jolly and a Moron!

[SideShow Bob]

Cash or check and a card, all done......
The only line I stood in this year was trying to pay for a group buy at Patrick's.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I made the mistake of venturing into town today over by Southwest Plaza. Holly FU*K. Watched this one lady in an SUV swerving in and out of traffic, on the cell phone, while applying face spackle to her ugly mug! WTF ??

[Kraven251]

I made the mistake of venturing into town today over by Southwest Plaza. Holly FU*K. Watched this one lady in an SUV swerving in and out of traffic, on the cell phone, while applying face spackle to her ugly mug! WTF ??

I have insurance and a lawyer for people like her. Then again I am more of an "On-Time is 15 minutes late" kinda guy, so all of that stuff gets under my skin PDQ, because we all know there was somewhere she had to be and was running late.

[JohnTRourke]

You know, there is this new invention called the internet and they have this pretty cool site I found call (i think I have this right) amazon dot com and everything just comes magically to your door. You might check it out next year. (sorry, could not resist)

[blacklabel]

I do 90% of my shopping on Amazon. I started doing it a couple years ago and it makes the holidays much easier to get through.