New Legislation

[w748]

Far too close to the truth to be funny!!

[SideShow Bob]

What ? Not the truth ? And you got my hopes up for a raise & promotion. That is just mean and cruel to post.....

[BPTactical]

What ? Not the truth ? And you got my hopes up for a raise & promotion. That is just mean and cruel to post.....

Bob, you are far too qualified..........

[jerrymrc]

"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them", said Mary Lou Gertz, who recently lost her $34.75 per hour position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her inability to remember "righty tightey, lefty loosey”. "This new law should be real good for people like me”, Gertz added. I was going to apply for food stamps anyway because I was so in debt. Just last week I got my Obama phone tied in with my 2012 Cadillac. Thank God my husband still installs Spark Plugs for $39.90. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally get the job security they deserve. I mean I still got the $75,000 Union separation package and they say I am "Vested" or whatever for retirement but that don't start until I turn 50 but what am I going to do for the next two years?

FIFY.

[hammer03]

See, now I knew it was a hoax...

Because the biggest employer of non-able people has to be DHS/TSA.

Unless its organized by volume of inability, non number of people. Because then it would be Congress. Or the President, its close.