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  1. 01-01-2013, 02:21 #1
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    Default Ah DAMN THE NEW YEAR!!!!

    So, we,re kinda drumk, amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car... she falls down the back porshc steps and hurt her elbow prettyh bad... WELCom e 2013, this had better not be a prologue to teh rest of the year.......

    DICSlaimer: I have already taken carew of her, and she is cujrrently laugbhing at me as I am typing this.
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    She's not the only one laughing at you! Hope she's doing ok though.

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    OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!
    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    So, we,re kinda drumk, amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car... she falls down the back porshc steps and hurt her elbow prettyh bad... WELCom e 2013, this had better not be a prologue to teh rest of the year.......

    DICSlaimer: I have already taken carew of her, and she is cujrrently laugbhing at me as I am typing this.
    Do we even want to know what a dicslaimer is?

    Hope she feels better!
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    I sincerely hope you gentlemen had an enjoyable evening, and practice safe behavior tonight and on the morrow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    amd my wife goes tout to get teh 'sex music" from teh car
    So at some point prior... she had to run in the house to grab the 'sex music' so that it could be in the car?

    lol, Happy New Year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    OH ya , pahooyy <that was upoosed to be happy... NAyway, happy dnwe year!@!!
    I think this is what he really ment.
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    Default Ah DAMN THE NEW YEAR!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    ...the back porshc steps ...
    Sounds like some expensive steps. I bet they eat up tires when you are really putting your foot to the floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmike283 View Post
    So at some point prior... she had to run in the house to grab the 'sex music' so that it could be in the car?

    lol, Happy New Year!
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