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    Default GUYS: Do Your Part to Help Eliminate Breast Cancer

    Squeezing breasts could prevent cancer, best study ever says

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    12/19/2012 (Picture below from MSN.com News)


    Getting to second base, the holy grail for hormonal boys, is now science: New research has shown that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. This doesn’t give pervy dudes license to grope you on the subway, ladies, but it does mean boob-grabbing should be a regular part of your self-care routine (yes, absolutely try it DIY-style). Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns, and that even after compression was no longer applied, the malignant cells stopped growing. Spread the word, boob-lovers of the world.
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    A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.
    Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.
    Scientists do not envisage fighting breast cancer with a new range of compression bras, but they believe the research provides clues that could lead to new treatments.
    "People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies," said Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, United States.
    "When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth - and reversion - of cancer cells."
    The study involved growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel injected into flexible silicone chambers. This allowed the scientists to apply compression during the first stages of cell growth, effectively squashing the cells.
    Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.
    Once the breast tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing, even when the compressive force was removed. Non-compressed cells continued to display the haphazard and uncontrolled growth that leads to cancer.
    "Malignant cells have not completely forgotten how to be healthy; they just need the right cues to guide them back to a healthy growth pattern," said Mr Venugopalan, a doctoral student.
    The results were presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco.



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    C'mon guys. let's pitch in and help the ladies out !!!
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    I like boobies.
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    I'm willing to do my part.
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    I saw this study a few weeks ago and immediately told my wife about it. And sent it to all my friends so they could tell their wives.

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    Great.. Does this mean I have to pay the excise tax as a medical device now?
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    I think I just picked up a part time job...

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