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  1. 01-05-2013, 18:07 #1
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    Default How Many Miles in 80MPH?

    Owned by math...an a lot of other things.

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  2. 01-05-2013, 18:12 #2
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    been around for awhile but still funny as hell...if i can run a mile in 9 min, oh the embarrassment
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    Got this like a month ago. Laughed my AZZ off!!!!!

    Thanks for sharing!
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    She better be good at something because I don't think I could handle that 24/7.
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    they were on tosh.0 super funny
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    And we know who didn't get laid that night as soon as her friends informed her what happened..
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  7. 01-06-2013, 10:33 #7
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    Yeah publicly embarrassing your new wife on the world wife web is a great start to a marriage. I give em 5 years, tops.

    I couldn't make it through 90 seconds. To dumb for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    Yeah publicly embarrassing your new wife on the world wife web is a great start to a marriage. I give em 5 years, tops.

    I couldn't make it through 90 seconds. To dumb for me
    Nailed it.



    Almost as dumb as this one:


    Or these ones:
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  9. 01-06-2013, 10:40 #9
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    Wow, and she's totally sober. Dumb as a sack of rocks, and deserved getting Youtube'd, no sympathy. Wonder if they got a divorce? Hahaa. Sad, sad, just one example of why America ranks 25th in math worldwide, because of brain-donors like this.

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    Or these ones: <Earth First tree huggers>
    I'm a big (but reasonable) fan of the forest in general, but that's some funny shit right there!
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  10. 01-06-2013, 10:46 #10
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    He obviously didn't marry her for her math skills and she knew he was recording the conversation so has no cause for complaint (doesn't mean she still won't give him the couch for the next week, just means she has no cause to do so).
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