Any one here a Database Admin?

[buckshotbarlow]

So wrong, but so true!

4 of those FK3rS stood me up last night doing an oracle 11g migration from EMC to IBM storage. Bastards think they know so much, and every one couldn't hold onto a db2 server if it jumped up and bit them in the a$$. And, they all work for our government in the GSA. If you want to look at db2, send me a pm. There's a couple good classes and tons of online education.

[drift_g35]

4 of those FK3rS stood me up last night doing an oracle 11g migration from EMC to IBM storage. Bastards think they know so much, and every one couldn't hold onto a db2 server if it jumped up and bit them in the a$$. And, they all work for our government in the GSA. If you want to look at db2, send me a pm. There's a couple good classes and tons of online education.

Yeah ill contact you tomorrow. I'm glad you said it instead of me. I work for a Software company and we finally just fired our last indian. He was very very smart. But ever since we hired him, It was like we lost someone else because we always had to have someone holding his hand. We arent exactly structured and there is a lot to interpret when we code and he couldnt figure that out. Not to mention we took him shooting and we called a cease fire (up in the mnts) and i turn around to walk up and he's pointing a gun right at my face.

[William]

Are you Indian? Based on my experience that is the first step.

[William]

4 of those FK3rS stood me up last night doing an oracle 11g migration from EMC to IBM storage. Bastards think they know so much, and every one couldn't hold onto a db2 server if it jumped up and bit them in the a$$. And, they all work for our government in the GSA. If you want to look at db2, send me a pm. There's a couple good classes and tons of online education.

You using DB2 on midrange or mainframes? I think I am the only one doing DB2 on midrange (not a good career path).