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    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    There are skidmarks in front of the dog.

    Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead senator in the road?
    The skidmarks in front of the dog are from slamming on the brakes; the skidmarks in front of the senator are from shifting into second.

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    I'd also be interested if you do NFA trusts.
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    Guys, the pm's and comments are great. Thank you for the encouragement and interest in my professional help.

    For those interested in an NFA trust, I cannot currently accomodate you, however, I am going to conduct research on the topic and will get back to you as soon as I determine whether I can competently guard your purchases.
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    The problem with 99% of the lawers is they give the good ones a bad reputation.

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    Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 73?

    A. "Your honor."

    Seriously, though, do you do wills and trusts? (Aside from trusts for NFA purposes.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    What is your litigation experience? Licensed in October, what is your specialty.. guessing finance?
    I spent 4 months with a DA office, got two trials there. I also did moot court in law school, not real experience, but a lot of focus on the theory and theater of trial work. Not yet specialized, my course work included oil and gas, land use, criminal law, and a lot of how to litigate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by centrarchidae View Post
    Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 73?

    A. "Your honor

    Seriously, though, do you do wills and trusts? (Aside from trusts for NFA purposes.)
    I'm focusing on NFA trusts for now, if I branch out i'll let you guys know.
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    I'm not sure I get the lawyer joke part of this thread...

    How many lawyer jokes are there?

    None. They are all true stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waywardson174 View Post
    I'm focusing on NFA trusts for now, if I branch out i'll let you guys know.
    PM me when you are able to get one going. I would like one set up as well.

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