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  1. 01-07-2013, 12:31 #1
    Waywardson174
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    Thumbs down Laid off today . . . (also lawyer joke thread)

    Was working with a temporary firm auditing one of the Big 14 and its foreclosures over the last couple of years. Today they settled and we received an email asking us to kindly f*** off. No pink slips in a paperless office, just the email.

    Also, I am a recently licensed attorney so reply with your favorite joke below.

    On to my contribution to the jokes:

    What do you call a bus load of lawyers drowning in a river?

    A good start.

    Cheers everyone,
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