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    “Fiscal Cliff” put in a much better perspective


    Lesson # 1:


    U.S. Tax Revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
    Federal Budget: $3,820,000,000,000
    New Debt: $1,650,000,000,000
    National Debt: $14,271,000,000,000
    Recent Budget cuts: 38,500,000,000
    Let’s now remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget:
    Annual family income: $21,700
    Money the family spent: $38,200
    New debt on the credit card: $16,500
    Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
    Total budget cuts so far: $385
    Got it?…. OK now…



    Lesson # 2



    Here’s another way of looking at the Debt Ceiling:


    Let’s say you come home from work and find there has been a sewer backup in your neighborhood… and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings. What do you think you should do?
    Raise the ceiling or remove the ****?





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    Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,

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    I hadn't heard the second lesson before. I like it!
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Democrat answer to #2: Flush the toilet several trillion times.
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    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


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    Well I guess you are supposed to raise the roof. That's what our role models do.

    THATS A JOKE, I WOULD NEVER IDOLIZE THOSE IDIOTS IN WASHINGTON.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Democrat answer to #2: Flush the toilet several trillion times.
    Forgot to add...the toilet must be an environmentally friendly, low-volume model.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


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    I have to say that putting it into a household budget like that just might be a way to teach some people. Just saying.
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